Gentlemen's Rule: Don't Marry Bitches

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Gentlemen,

Take a seat. It’s time for The Gentlemen’s Rule:

Hammer and I aren’t married.  Thankfully, comedian Justin Worsham is. He helps out this week, with a rule on nuptials.

He says Gentlemen’s Don’t Marry Bitches. It’s hard to disagree

For more of Justin Worsham and The Gentlemen, check out this week’s podcast of The Gentlemen’s Club.

Get learned.  Also, this podcast is under 6 minutes.

- Caleb Bacon

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Thursday = Me Doing Comedy

This Thursday, I’ll be in my good friend Orris Long’s comedy show in Santa Monica.  I’ll be doing some sort comedic essay reading that may or may not involve human frontal nudity.

Also, I’ll be reading in Pinata, a wonderful show of comedic essays, that takes place in Hollywood on Thursday March 4.

-C$

Through the Rabbit Hole is a three hour live variety show that showcases new music, comedy, magic, and various other talented performers at the world famous Promenade Playhouse in Santa Monica — 1404-08 Third Street Promenade.

Facebook.com/ThroughtheRabbitBook

Doors open at 7:30p

$10 Cover

Performing: Matt Sarentino, Ocean Glapion, Jeff Mackinnon, David Blatter
Frank InyaFace, Rick Michell, Ryan Gilmour, Humberto Guida

Headliner: Amir K
Musical performance: Jessica Fichot
Hosted by Orris Long

Episode #31: Guest Starring Romanski + Justin Worsham

Proud of this episode.

gentlemensclubpodcast:

Gentlemen,

We’re thrilled to bring you two very funny Gentlemen on this week’s show. Creator and star of SpikeTV’s “Blue Mountain State,” Romanski (Chris Romano) comes into The Gentlemen’s Club to discuss the show, the beautiful women of Montreal, the $7 hookers in Rhode Island, Emerson College vs. Blue Mountain State and, of course, the origin of the name Romanski.

For more of Romanski, catch “Blue Mountain State” Tuesday nights at 10 pm on SpikeTV and follow him on Twitter.

Comedian Justin Worhsam stops by to hang out in The Gentlemen’s Club. While he’s here, we might as well get him involved in our Fantasy Celebrity Roommate Draft. Who would you live with, if you could live with anyone in the close quarters of a dorm room? Aside from making his picks in our “Snake Style” or “Rochester Style” draft, Justin, tells us about how his use of the C-word (it rhymes with cunt) got him in trouble in Branson, Missouri. Justin, who can be heard on two podcasts: Second Funniest Podcast and Dads are More Fun, also admitted to having seen the Chyna sex tape. Sure hope his kid doesn’t hear this, but we’d love for you to listen.

Follow Justin on Twitter or catch him in a comedy club near you.

- Tim Hammer

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Thank You

One of my favorite baseball players of the ‘90’s is hanging up the cleats.  I salute you, Big Hurt.

Gentlemen's Rule: How To End A Phone Call

gentlemensclubpodcast:

Gentlemen,

Take a seat.  It’s time for The Gentlemen’s Rule:

There’s a way to end a conversation on the phone, and there’s a way that makes you seem like a lamb ready for slaughter.

Get learned.

Also, this podcast is under 4 minutes.

Thanks to Claire Stancampiano for our new logo!

- Caleb Bacon

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Episode #30: Guest Starring Taryn Thomas (Jersey Shore XXX)

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Gentlemen,

Pornstar/pornproducer Taryn Thomas is almost ready to release the guidolicious porn parody, Jersey Shore XXX.  We chat with the gal who plays “Snooki” about just what you’d expect.

This week’s Gentlemen’s Theory is from Tim Hammer on the woes of organizing a threesome.  We also dread SuperBowl parties…

- Caleb Bacon

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Stanfield vs Stansfield

Gentlemen's Rule: Don't Use Emoticons

gentlemensclubpodcast:

Gentlemen,

Are you ready to start living better?

Are you ready to drop a bad habit?

Are you ready to stop acting like a 13 year old girl?

Good, because this week’s Gentlemen’s Rule is here —

Rule 002: Gentlemen Don’t Use Emoticons.

‘Nuff said.  (Gentlemen apparently say “nuff said.”)

- Caleb Bacon

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Rapism on 'Loveline' (Circa 2003)

Dr. Drew vs Adam Carolla vs Will Arnett = Gold.