Caleb Bacon: The Biography

(Santa Barbara Zoo, 2008 | Photo Credit: Annie Leibovitz)

Caleb Bacon has a website.

Caleb Bacon is a man. 

Caleb Bacon is a writer.

Caleb Bacon aspires to own domestic penguins.

Caleb Bacon was born in Albany, New York.

Caleb Bacon, in fact, likes bacon.

Caleb Bacon has an off-shore bank account.

Caleb Bacon has lived in Los Angeles since 2004.

Caleb Bacon loves his family.

Caleb Bacon is a lover and not a fighter. 

Caleb Bacon is a lover and not a fire-fighter. 

Caleb Bacon tastes great, less filling.

Caleb Bacon would like to know the pleasure of wearing a handcuff attached to a briefcase full of Sports Illustrated back issues.

Caleb Bacon has read comedic essays in to crowds of people on purpose. 

Caleb Bacon has a secret two man comedy act with Orris Long. 

Caleb Bacon used to meet babes on Myspace, then later deleted his account like the rest of the world. 

Caleb Bacon makes Friendster jokes to the satisfaction of none.

Caleb Bacon is on Twiter.

Caleb Bacon has a podcast. 

Caleb Bacon is on Facebook.

Caleb Bacon is on IMDB. 

Caleb Bacon is a staff writer for LAist.

Caleb Bacon has worked away half of the millennium for David Milch.