The Oh-Line: The Case Against He Who Thinks Brooke Hogan is Hot
A gem by Tim Hammer —
If your friend is forwarding you paparazzi photos of Brooke Hogan sunbathing in her two piece bikini and writing, “Isn’t she so hot?” he’s guilty of a two things:
1) Being attracted by a female who looks exactly like the most popular wrestler of all-time
2) Crossing the “Oh-Line”
The “Oh-Line” is a phrase that The Gentlemen’s Club introduced to our listeners in Episode #13. The Oh-Line takes it’s name from actress Sandra Oh, best known for banging the other guy in Sideways and starring in some TV show that your girlfriend watches.
Sandra is Asian. And because she’s Asian she’ll make some guys gush over how beautiful she is. Take a look at that face and tell me that you think that’s the face of one of God’s beautiful creations. If you are one of the people who can tell me that Sandra Oh, the owner of this face, is hot you have crossed The Oh-Line because Sandra Oh is only attractive to guys who think all Asian girls are hot.
We know that you know that guy, now you have phrase to use on him.
And so what does this have to do with Hulk Hogan’s daughter?
Not everyone’s into Asians. Some guys long for Latinas, possessed by Persians, bedeviled by blondes or enamored by Eskimo chicks. Ok maybe I completely made that Eskimo thing up.
For those guys who are only into blondes, Brooke Hogan is your Sandra Oh.
Look at the bleached blonde hair, the orange skin and the massive pythons - she looks just like her fucking dad. The only thing missing is the hairline that starts as the top of the neck, the goatee and the championship belt.
Looking at Brooke hurts me inside, like when it comes crashing down and it hurts inside bad. I’m not saying that because she’s painfully ugly, she’s really not, I’m saying that because I know that a good percentage of the population finds her sexy simply because she’s got blonde hair on top of her head, a tan and a significant set of breasts.
Next time your friend forwards a photo of Hogan, hit him with the Oh-Line. If he doesn’t understand it or Hulk up and change his ways, hit him over the head with a steel chair, put your hand behind your ear and take a listen - that’s your friends at The Gentlemen’s Club applauding you.
- Tim Hammer
