For Sale: One Caleb Bacon

Dear Sir or Madam,

I am for sale.  Talk was, that I’m not for sale.  That has changed. 

I am now one of those Hollywood-types that are often bought/sold for a ham sandwich. (On good bread, it’s a surprisingly reliable currency, but leave condiments on the side.) 

I have skills.  What can I be hired to do?

• Writer
• Writer’s Assistant
• Script Coordinator
• Writer’s PA
• Test drive your new Barbie Ferrari
• Digital Media Dude/Guy
• Blog
• Production Stuff
• Tutor Kindergarten
• My Famous Ping-Pong Ball Trick
• Babysitter of Penguins
• Playerof Hide and Go Seek 
• Secret-Shopper
• Secret-Shopper Shopper
• Jerry Seinfeld Impressionist
• Garage Sale Haggler
• Twitter Critiques

Inquire within.

-C$