Caleb Bacon

Episode #34: Just The Gentlemen

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 08:16:34 -0800

Gentlemens,

We’ve had some great guests come into The Gentlemen’s Club lately.

Nadine Rajabi (Round 1, Round 2) brought the Persian heatJustin Worsham nearly convinced us that Ricky Martin would make a great college roommate. twice and

This week it’s just Tim Hammer and I. What’s we do? Bring the heat, of course.

We get into women who are “attainable hot” and those who are “novelty hot.” Both are good things.

- Caleb Bacon

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Steve Porter’s had a lot of bombs on YouTube. This is one...

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 08:23:04 -0800

Steve Porter’s had a lot of bombs on YouTube. This is one of his unsung gems.

Rule: Gentlemen Shave Their Heads Before They Go Bald

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 21:06:00 -0800

gentlemensclubpodcast:

Gentlemen,

Take a seat. It’s time for The Gentlemen’s Rule:

Not all men are able to maintain a thick, luscious mane of hair for their entire lives.

Case in point: Tim Hammer and myself. While I still l have some hair, Hammer’s is gone.

He shaves his head, and, as a result is bald not balding. It’s a better look and you take some power away from mother nature. Go from lousy looking accountant to someone with a look.

- Caleb Bacon

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Thursday: Comedy Show in Hollywood

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 17:52:35 -0800

I will be in Pinata this Thursday at the Bang Comedy Theater in Hollywood. It’s a comedic essay show and I’ll be one of the human-pinatas reading a personal story that should induce both cringes and yucks. I bet you didn’t think literary comedy was gangsta. (You’re correct, it’s not.) More on the Facebook event page.

The Gentlemen's Club with Hammer and Bacon: Episode #33: Guest Starring Nadine Rajabi (Again)

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 07:48:00 -0800

The Gentlemen's Club with Hammer and Bacon: Episode #33: Guest Starring Nadine Rajabi (Again):

Gentlemen,

After last week’s NSFW-apolooza the powers that be (read: Steve Jobs) gave us two options: Either take that episode down forever or try it again. So we tried it again.

Comedian Nadine Rajabi returns to The Gentlemen’s Club and gives a Tiger Woods-like apology for last…

Rule: Gentlemen Google The Girls They Date

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 10:23:05 -0800

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Gentlemen,

Take a seat. It’s time for The Gentlemen’s Rule:

When you first meet a girl: get her first and last name. Then Google her.

You’ll find something helpful.

Hopefully that’s not a vampire blog.

- Caleb Bacon

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A Favorite 'Howard Stern' Moment

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 16:30:12 -0800

The Ed Hardy Boyz

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 16:30:00 -0800

The Ed Hardy Boyz 2: The Case of When That Hot Filipina Girl Lost Her Tramp Stamp At Mini-Golf from Jon Daly

I'm Talking Tiger

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 10:38:53 -0800

Over at LAist.

Great Comedy: Haiti Benefit in Venice

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 09:43:00 -0800

If you don’t go to this than Hurricane Katrina will hit Haiti.

gentlemensclubpodcast:

Former Gentlemen’s Club guest, and all around hysterical dude, Greg Fitzsimmons, is hosting a night of top-notch stand-up with some of his talented friends for a great cause: Doctors Without Borders.

Check out Fitzdog, Bill Burr, Wendy Liebman, Mary Lnn Rajskub, Greg Behrendt and more next Tuesday night at The Talking Stick.

-Caleb Bacon

The Gentlemen's Club with Hammer and Bacon: Episode #32: Guest Starring Nadine Rajabi

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 12:03:00 -0800

The Gentlemen's Club with Hammer and Bacon: Episode #32: Guest Starring Nadine Rajabi:

Gentlemen,

Coming back into The Gentlemen’s Club (and straight outta Persia) is fan favorite Nadine Rajabi.

She’s a comedian, a writer, and someone who isn’t afraid to share about what Pepto-Bismol does to her poo.

On this episode we cross The Line, then cross it again,…

Gentlemen's Rule: Don't Marry Bitches

Wed, 17 Feb 2010 08:10:10 -0800

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Gentlemen,

Take a seat. It’s time for The Gentlemen’s Rule:

Hammer and I aren’t married. Thankfully, comedian Justin Worsham is. He helps out this week, with a rule on nuptials.

He says Gentlemen’s Don’t Marry Bitches. It’s hard to disagree

For more of Justin Worsham and The Gentlemen, check out this week’s podcast of The Gentlemen’s Club.

Get learned. Also, this podcast is under 6 minutes.

- Caleb Bacon

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Thursday = Me Doing Comedy

Mon, 15 Feb 2010 15:28:40 -0800

This Thursday, I’ll be in my good friend Orris Long’s comedy show in Santa Monica. I’ll be doing some sort comedic essay reading that may or may not involve human frontal nudity.

Also, I’ll be reading in Pinata, a wonderful show of comedic essays, that takes place in Hollywood on Thursday March 4.

-C$

Through the Rabbit Hole is a three hour live variety show that showcases new music, comedy, magic, and various other talented performers at the world famous Promenade Playhouse in Santa Monica — 1404-08 Third Street Promenade.

Facebook.com/ThroughtheRabbitBook

Doors open at 7:30p

$10 Cover

Performing: Matt Sarentino, Ocean Glapion, Jeff Mackinnon, David Blatter
Frank InyaFace, Rick Michell, Ryan Gilmour, Humberto Guida

Headliner: Amir K
Musical performance: Jessica Fichot
Hosted by Orris Long

Episode #31: Guest Starring Romanski + Justin Worsham

Mon, 15 Feb 2010 15:16:23 -0800

Proud of this episode.

gentlemensclubpodcast:

Gentlemen,

We’re thrilled to bring you two very funny Gentlemen on this week’s show. Creator and star of SpikeTV’s “Blue Mountain State,” Romanski (Chris Romano) comes into The Gentlemen’s Club to discuss the show, the beautiful women of Montreal, the $7 hookers in Rhode Island, Emerson College vs. Blue Mountain State and, of course, the origin of the name Romanski.

For more of Romanski, catch “Blue Mountain State” Tuesday nights at 10 pm on SpikeTV and follow him on Twitter.

Comedian Justin Worhsam stops by to hang out in The Gentlemen’s Club. While he’s here, we might as well get him involved in our Fantasy Celebrity Roommate Draft. Who would you live with, if you could live with anyone in the close quarters of a dorm room? Aside from making his picks in our “Snake Style” or “Rochester Style” draft, Justin, tells us about how his use of the C-word (it rhymes with cunt) got him in trouble in Branson, Missouri. Justin, who can be heard on two podcasts: Second Funniest Podcast and Dads are More Fun, also admitted to having seen the Chyna sex tape. Sure hope his kid doesn’t hear this, but we’d love for you to listen.

Follow Justin on Twitter or catch him in a comedy club near you.

- Tim Hammer

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Thank You

Sat, 13 Feb 2010 22:20:58 -0800

One of my favorite baseball players of the ‘90’s is hanging up the cleats. I salute you, Big Hurt.

Gentlemen's Rule: How To End A Phone Call

Wed, 10 Feb 2010 00:39:16 -0800

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Gentlemen,

Take a seat. It’s time for The Gentlemen’s Rule:

There’s a way to end a conversation on the phone, and there’s a way that makes you seem like a lamb ready for slaughter.

Get learned.

Also, this podcast is under 4 minutes.

Thanks to Claire Stancampiano for our new logo!

- Caleb Bacon

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Episode #30: Guest Starring Taryn Thomas (Jersey Shore XXX)

Mon, 08 Feb 2010 00:00:00 -0800

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Gentlemen,

Pornstar/pornproducer Taryn Thomas is almost ready to release the guidolicious porn parody, Jersey Shore XXX. We chat with the gal who plays “Snooki” about just what you’d expect.

This week’s Gentlemen’s Theory is from Tim Hammer on the woes of organizing a threesome. We also dread SuperBowl parties…

- Caleb Bacon

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Stanfield vs Stansfield

Sat, 06 Feb 2010 18:39:00 -0800

Gentlemen's Rule: Don't Use Emoticons

Thu, 04 Feb 2010 00:23:22 -0800

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Gentlemen,

Are you ready to start living better?

Are you ready to drop a bad habit?

Are you ready to stop acting like a 13 year old girl?

Good, because this week’s Gentlemen’s Rule is here —

Rule 002: Gentlemen Don’t Use Emoticons.

‘Nuff said. (Gentlemen apparently say “nuff said.”)

- Caleb Bacon

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Rapism on 'Loveline' (Circa 2003)

Wed, 03 Feb 2010 23:46:44 -0800

Dr. Drew vs Adam Carolla vs Will Arnett = Gold.